Welcome to my consumer advocacy project for legal cannabis! I’m secretly shopping the dispensaries of Seattle and beyond to make YOU the most satisfied customer in the state of Washington! I don’t reveal my identity as a cannabis critic to ensure that I receive the same sales service that YOU do. No freebies, no kickbacks, no bullshit.
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Warning: The content of this website may cause teary eyes, burning sensations, and intense paranoia for the big-shot douche bags that are jeopardizing the legalization movement by targeting its legal vulnerabilities. Not recommended for toxic pesticide sprayers, dishonest potency labelers, chinese cannabidiol importers, vaporizer cartridge cutters, and other rip-off scam artists.
Legal Swag: All products are purchased legally at licensed Washington State I-502 Retailers. By continuing, you agree that you are aged 21+ (check local laws for exceptions) and acknowledge these WARNINGS about marijuana:1.)Marijuana has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming. There may be health risks associated with consumption of marijuana 2.)For use only by adults twenty-one and older. Keep out of reach of children 3.)Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of marijuana products.